a rolling stone waiting to be set in motion

I've noticed a lot of crappy 'survey's' circling the blogs and e-mails lately, so I've decided to make my own, which is unquestionablly better.

The General
Name: Doug(las) McKenzie
Who were you named after?: either a drunken uncle, or a drunken canadian icon.
Have you ever played strip poker?:NO!, it wasn't poker!

The Physical
Whats your nipple size?: dimes
What do you prefer, big butt or big belly?:Now thats a tough one! although with the butt you can always wlak in and say 'baby's got back!'

Entertainment
Most embarassing internet link you followed this week: The Mary-kate intervention link. I thought for sure she was on smack! but no, it was an eating disorder!
Favortie non-primetime sitcom: King of Queens! Let's see. a fat guy named doug with a blue-collar job who's married to a hot wife who works in a law-firm pulling in the big dollars. Yes, I'll take that Doug's life please!


Well, that concludes the survey, yes it was short, but no one really reads them anyways (or the skip the first half and get to the dirty stuff). and sorry for all the spelling errors, spell check no work 4 me