a rolling stone waiting to be set in motion

I think I might be going insane!
At my job I stand in the same spot all day and pick plastic and garbage out of cardboard piles. So to make the time passby I basically talk to myself. I've made many plans

a) I'm going to write a screen play based on the book of Joshua (in the Bible). It's got way better fight scenes then Lord of the Rings

b) I've planned out shawn's man party- sevral times over, along with other parts of his wedding (much of which will never happen cuzz money is no object when your talking to yourself).

c) Trevor is a jerk (He never writes, calls or visits).

d) if Chad ever owned Mac's milk, I would probablly steal from him.

e) I need to get some friend's who aren't Poelmens (just to even it out)

f) girls are dumb, but making out is fun

g) If I was prime minister things would be different! I would cut taxes, increase spending in health care and other social services. and you say 'But how would you cut taxes and increase spending douglas?'. EASY!!!! we tax cigerrets, and we tax booze... it's time for a porno tax! Thats right, from now on all your porn will be heavily taxed! You're going to pay to play! (oh i said it!)

PORNOGRAPHY RAPES YOUR MIND (i saw that on a t-shirt once)