Saturday, March 20, 2004
The League of Extrodinary Fat Men
The League of Extrodinary Fat Men, or LX-Fat. Is a new terrorist group that is rising up.
their demands
-More fat people in movies, not just as supporting fat actors, but lead roles (no pun intended)
- More fat people in TV and commercials (including diet commercials)
-A ban on all Low-fat and Fat-free food (it's discrimnitory to our people, would you want low-Negro or No-Hispanic food?)
If their demands our not met, LX-Fat will begin to eat a skinny person everyday until the demands are met.
The leader and his two junior officers have been photographed by the CIA, the photos are displayed below.
God-speed.
their demands
-More fat people in movies, not just as supporting fat actors, but lead roles (no pun intended)
- More fat people in TV and commercials (including diet commercials)
-A ban on all Low-fat and Fat-free food (it's discrimnitory to our people, would you want low-Negro or No-Hispanic food?)
If their demands our not met, LX-Fat will begin to eat a skinny person everyday until the demands are met.
The leader and his two junior officers have been photographed by the CIA, the photos are displayed below.
God-speed.
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